here's a list of a few ideas i had to tell people if they ask about the huge row of staples:
- they've implanted government secrets into my brain, a place Russia would never look
- i am now a robot
- they took out some memories and hid them in someone else's brain (FRINGE anyone?)
- turned my back to Zorro (never ever turn your back on Zorro)
thanks again for all the well wishes. this will be a long road to recovery, but it absolutely helps to have all your support.
my blogging husband. He's such a trooper!